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Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Let Your Mercy Fall On Me

by Anonymous | 2 reactions?




From our I'mWithTheVampires08
Welcome all to another edition of Wicked Wednesday Sexpiditions where I bring you,







Here is the summary the author gives us:
What happens when Bella moves to the Bible belt, and meets Edward, the hot youth group leader of the church she attends? Will she corrupt and turn the virgin musician against his vows? Will Edward fall from grace? Or will Bella be his saving grace? AH/AU
Okay, now that we got that out of the way, this story is still going at 19 chapters. We have Bella, a rebellious, curse talking, alcohol drinking, pot smoking teenager whose mother decides to take a turn into religion and drag her daughter to their new church. Problem? Bella doesn’t really believe in all that bullshit…until she meets the sexy youth director Edward Cullen. Now Edward is a God believin’, bible talking man and Bella throws him in for a loop. Will she be able to loosen him up and have him fall from grace…or will Edward be able to convert Bella and have her be just as much of a believer as he is?


Here is a little snippet of things to come as the story progresses:
Don’t let this little snippet fool you. Things haven’t progressed as far as this seems to pinpoint…but Bella is making a ton of progress with Edward, if I do say so myself…but then, so is Edward.



“I’m yours. There is no reason for you to have to do that,” Bella said to me. “I’m only yours,” She whispered to me again as we began to kiss. The kiss grew heated and passionate almost desperate. I felt possessive over her like I needed to prove she was mine.

My hand was tangled in her hair as it grasped the back of her neck firmly pushing her harder into my mouth. My other hand trailed up and down her side; each stroke down my hand went lower on her leg until I touched her exposed thigh.
This time on my way back up my hand went under her dress. I rubbed against her center and felt the wetness through her thong. I reached back and squeezed her bare butt as she moaned into my mouth. She pressed against my hardness making me hiss.

I kissed and licked down her neck until I reached her breast. I bit them gently through her gray dress. It was so thin I could see her nipples standing out through the material. I walked her backwards until her back hit the wall. I moved her underwear to the side and began to move my fingers in and out of her. I began kissing her again as I put pressure on her clit with the palm of my hand while my fingers moved inside her.

“We shouldn’t do this here,” I panted out as I continued to attack her.

“Don’t stop,” she begged me. “I’m so close,” she breathed and I felt her grow slicker. I moved my fingers faster; I pinched her nipples between my fingers with my other hand. I heard her grunt and felt her contract around my fingers. My fingers were coated in her juices, and my dick was throbbing. I moved my mouth from hers and watched her face contort in pleasure as her orgasm over took her.

Alright, a little somthin’ somethin’ that you guys might not know about me. I was in training to become a pastor once upon a time. I was actually in Seminary College with my husband when circumstances arose alerting me to the fact that there was no way in hell I was called to do something like this. Instead, I stepped down and continued my life as a normal citizen. So, this story really talks to me. I can see Edward’s POV as well as Bella’s. Now, my mom was not nearly as flighty as Renee is in this chapter, but she did get the upper hand…she became a pastor instead. 


How’s that for ironic? And hey, even if you have never stepped foot into a church in your entire life, you will understand this fic. Robicorn does a fantastic job of dumming things down to make this readable and have you understanding where both characters are coming from. 


Believe me, Let Your Mercy Fall On Me is definitely one of those fics you’ll be putting on your favorites list!

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Toye

by Anonymous | 2 reactions?



Twilightmom here with this week’s …

Wicked Wednesday Sexpediton

image from A Different Forest
TOYE
by Bratty-Vamp

But first the official summary to set the mood…

Vampires like to play with their food. A campy and kitschy horror short-story that lets the men of the Cullen household be the monsters that Edward always claimed they were. Extremely OOC.

I got this fic to read actually right around Halloween and decided that I should do a quick breeze through the first chapter and see what it was all about.
Needless to say my job fell by the wayside,as I devoured the whole complete story in one sitting.

Complete at seven chapters, this is a great little read when you are home alone on a spooky night.

Be forewarned…this is a dark story, that shows our Golden boy, Edward fighting his inner nature.
“I haven’t felt… truly alive…in longer than I can remember,” Edward said then. “But with you… I feel this… pull. It draws me to you. I’m sure it’s as close to the emotion that you call ‘love’ as I will ever be allowed to know. I enjoy speaking the truth to you, and seeing that you believe me. And… you allow me to touch you like I’m not the deplorable creature that I am. For the first time… in so long… I feel like the man I wish I was.”

My breath caught in my chest at his tender admission. He bared his soul to me. And suddenly, I knew how I could repay him. In the early morning hours, before he would release me to my father’s arms… I could make sure he knew that I saw him as that man he wanted to be. I could make him feel as close to ‘love’ as he craved. I didn’t take my eyes from his, as I sat up on my bent knees. He watched me, with clear fascination as I leaned forward. And there, before the fireplace in that deserted hunting shack, I willingly brought my lips to his, and I kissed a vampire that wanted to be a man.

Bratty-Vamp does a fantastic job of showing us the dark side of the vampires that we all adore.

And the ending…
all I can say is it will STUN you!!!!
*note from Miztrezboo - After heading over to A Different Forest (you should ALL go visit.. its a fantastic site for all things Twi) What was on the first page? A fanvid for Toye.. now I read Toye as Bratty Vamp updated (because I seriously adore all her work) and this.. this vid COMPLETELY captures the whole fic.. mad props to Kat79Lex08*

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Portrait of a Girl

by Anonymous | 0 reactions?



Hello there! Bemylullaby here, bringing you my Wicked Wednesday Sexpeditions.
Today, I will be telling you all about the story ...


First things first let's start off with the official summary...

"Edward, smartest student at St. Bart's School for Boys, always thought he was straight. That is, until he met new student Ben Cheney. But what happens when Edward discovers that Ben is actually a girl who goes by the name of Bella Swan? AH AU."


It's a WIP with only nine chapters, but nine chapters of hilarity nonetheless. It tells the story about Bella who's looking for some higher degree of education and is willing to do anything she can to get it. She enrolls in an all boys school where of course she runs into all the issues that come with being a girl in an all boys high school...changing for PE...getting that lovely monthly visitor...
"“WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT!!?” a voice screeched from the bathroom.

I hadn’t made it far down the hall when Jasper came barreling out of the bathroom, looking as if he just saw a ghost.

“Ben! Jesus H. Christ, Ben. Did you see that? In there? Did you see it?”

I was perplexed, to say the least. Jasper was standing there like a madman, with his blonde hair tousled into his face, his blue eyes wide with panic. It unfortunately did not escape my notice that his hands were hurriedly zipping his fly back up. . . . He was in too much of a rush to get out of there and spread the news, whatever that was.

“See what?” I inquired warily.

“THAT!” he bellowed, pointing an excusatory finger at the bathroom door. “Did you not see it? You have to see it!”

He didn’t give me a choice. He dragged me forward, back into the bathroom.

Back past the mirror where I had just examined myself.

Back into the stall I had left not five minutes before. . . .

“How the fuck is it even possible for that to be there?” Jasper asked in a whisper, visibly shaking at my side.

. . . . so that I could stare at the bloody tampon that apparently refused to make it past the S-bend, and was now floating mockingly in the bowl of the toilet."

Of course being in an all boys school means you'll run into quite a few boys and Bella falls for a certain Edward Cullen. It's only nine chapters but it seems to have some promise once shit starts to hit the fan.

Wicked Wednesday Sexpeditions - The War Inside

by Miss Mimi V | 2 reactions?



Hello there! Mischief_maker1 here, bringing you my Wicked Wednesday Sexpeditions.
Today, I will be telling you all about the story ...



Okay, so, the first thing I thought was, "Geez, not ANOTHER Jasper drug fic!" Because, for some reason, we think "Jasper", we think "drug addict!" I'm not quite sure why. There are a lot of us guilty of using this particular plot tool. Myself included. But, this is what I chose at random, so, I dove right in...

Before I go too much farther, let me say this is NOT a Jasper drug fic. It starts that way in chapter one, but there are much bigger fish to fry. Having said that, here we go.

Official Summary:
Marine Maj. Jasper Cullen has been ordered to restricted duty after being shot. He finds himself back home with PTSD, bitterness and anger. Ordered to seek help, he meets Dr. Isabella Swan. Will she be able to piece Jasper back together? Rated M


Chapter one starts out in Jasper's POV. It says that it's a Jasper/Bella story and that makes me happy. I LOVE Jasper/Bella story! I'm a total J/B shipper in the fanfic world. I dunno why. Anyway, six paragraphs in, we find out Jasper is, well, WAS a Marine. He has been sent home to get help, they SAY it is because of his gunshot wound and how he acted "in the field". Well, I think they're right.

Here's why:
When the assailant’s head filled the target of my assault rifle, I involuntarily froze. My eyes took in the profile before me. His face was hardened, his expression angry, bitter. It was inevitable, irrevocable; we all eventually evolved in to a shell, a carcass of a human being—although it seemed to affect some of us quicker, more acutely than others. It didn’t diminish the emotional damage that the Corps created in men like me, like him, men trained to track and to kill.

My mind betrayed me, acting against my trained discipline. Training dictated that never, under any circumstances, should distractions be allowed. Especially not in the midst of a targeted mission—a mission that had been planned and painstakingly organized, prepared for, a mission that had taken two years to reach this point. As I stood there looking at him through my laser target, flashes snapped through my mind, and I fought against my instincts, failing to compose myself. Images assaulted my mind; my target, the man before me, along with my commander and I. Memories flitted through my mind of an easier time, a better time. I watched the images come, stunned and horrified at the images of us as we laughed over our beers in the crowded bar, played poker in to the early hours and argued over the ball games back home.

As the images blurred and fell away and my eyes made contact with his, a burst of panic and aggravation spread deep throughout my body as I realized that he'd caught me—I had lost my concentration for a fraction of a fucking second, and shit—screaming. Blood-curdling, relentless, horror filled screams pierced my ears and my mind. The noise sent my thoughts in to a frantic frenzy as I wondered who was screaming. Who the fuck was torturing them? Why did they want to kill me with their inhuman cruelty?

So, he's gotta see a shrink. Any guesses as to who? Yup. Bella. Hmm...I smell issues arising.

Why, yes. Lust. In the very first meeting. Here's peek:
“Jasper, hi,” she greeted in a friendly tone reaching her hand out toward me.

I took the excuse of her offered hand to quickly, but thoroughly, scan the rest of her body. She was short, but had a great figure. Her pin-striped suit pants hugged her hips, and I couldn't wait to get a peek at her ass—I bet it looked just as good as the rest of the package. She had a white button-down top beneath the blazer that matched her pants, and I pushed from my mind thoughts of ripping away her shirt, the buttons spilling down on the ground as I took her nipples—

“Nice to officially meet you,” she said pointedly, bringing my eyes back up to her gaze.

Her smile looked as if she were covering a fucking smirk. It wouldn't surprise me; with her body, I was sure she was used to fuckers like me ogling her. I smiled at her lazily, sure she’d called me out, but she wasn’t pissed, so I figured, what the fuck, game on.

“Bella,” I said, rather brazenly, though the buried gentleman within—the one to whom my mother had taught propriety and respect—screamed at me to call her Dr. Swan and to stop fucking undressing her with my eyes—not to mention mind.

“Nice to meet you, too,” I mumbled, trying to find a smidgen of polite behavior left somewhere within me.

“Come on in,” she said, stepping aside and opening the door widely to let me in.

I limped my way over the threshold with my crutches, and waited as she shut the door and led me down the hallway. The inside of the house was bright and open, much like my parents' in architecture and floor plan. Following her to what I assumed would be her office, I got a view of what I'd longed to see—her tight little ass swaying side to side under the slinky fabric, perfection. I'd love to grab a hold of and squeeze, or better yet, slap until it was nice and red while she was calling out—

Hehehe...Why do I have the feeling sparks will fly VERY soon?

I don't want to give the plot away, nor do I want to take away from the story. But let me just say this: I am in LOVE with it now. It's so detailed and has so much more in it than I thought it would. We're ten chapters in and we don't even see any love from Bella/Jasper. Their friendship as well as their working relationship is blooming, and as he deals with other issues, he is slowly becoming a really decent guy.

So, you need to RUN to read this fic! It's an excellent read, and if the first ten chapters are any indication, this story will be one we'll be talking about for a while!

Plus...Jasper + Marine = HOTT.

Need I say more?? I think not.

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Consequencias

by Miss Mimi V | 0 reactions?



Nostalgicmiss back in rotation . . . I wasn't sure what I'd picked, our list has grown exponentially since I last picked so the choices were plentiful, I have to admit I closed my eyes and clicked because I am sometimes quite indecisive.



Let's start as always with the Authors official summary, because who says it better than them right ;)

Official Summary:

Lust, Sex and its Consequences. Testing the boundaries of their lives and their marriages, Bella and Edward meet in the middle, in a very unusual place. Can they cope with what Life has in store for them? AU AH OCC Rated MA for mature themes.

It's starts off with an attention grabbing, and I use the term in many a context, lime. Bella is with her husband of two years. She's been in a relationship with him for sixteen years at this point and is a pretty A-typical wife. She teaches at the local school and thinks her life if perfectly normal, she loves and trusts her husband above everyone else and she's comfortable with her life, with her choices . . .

The next chapter gives us a little taste of Edward, not the usual Edward you would come across, but my God was his chapter hot!!! Even if you could hear the underlying problems in his thoughts as he pounded into his wife. Edward's a little colder than usual, he's untrusting and a little cold. He married for convenience rather than love. He's a shark of a lawyer with no fear other than love.

Both have one thing in common . . . both of them are about to meet in the most unconventional of circumstances . . . and the outcome well that's for you to find out.

It's a very well written fic that follows the two couple paths into a new experience. The writer has captured both sides of the reality in this, the loving housewife trying to please her husband, and the corporate lawyer who, in the authors words, looks at sex as a commodity.

I really got into this story, the meeting between Bella and Edward was phenomenal, the descriptions and situation grasp a hold of you, the ups and downs, the fights and friendship, it really leaves you hitting that little button to the right at the end of each chapter. I couldn't get enough.

*ahem* Sorry I will pull myself together now . . .

It's a brilliant story with a well though out plot, and I would definitely recommend it to anyone looking for something new. I really can't say anything more in fear of giving something away so I will let you find out what happens along the way.

With that being said, let me share with you some extracts from the story . . .

BELLA POV
It was Date Night, our weekly ritual. Dinner and a movie. After eating at our favorite restaurant, we would watch whatever new movie had come out. Tonight was no different. We had a nice dinner, and as we sat in the darkened theater waiting for the movie to start, we talked quietly.

"Bells, you would not believe what I heard at work today," Jake whispered. I could hear the smile on his voice.

"What was it?" I was sure he was going to share some joke. Wrong. So wrong.

"One of the guys was talking about this party he went to." The smile in his voice was forced now and I could also hear an edge of anxiousness. Something about the way he said “party” made me nervous. Like this wasn't a dinner and dancing sort of deal.

"What kind of party?" I whispered back.

"Yeah, he met these people online and they got him into this party." This was getting worse by the minute. "He said that it's for couples only, but that single women can get in. No single men though. You could call it a sex party, I guess"

I whispered back my brilliant reply. "Really? What did he say about it?” I mean, what was I supposed to say to something like that? Do I act nonchalant? Like I am not freaking out on the inside? I was sure that it was not a good idea to sound too interested.

"He said that it was the best night of his life. His wife really enjoyed it. They feel closer together now, or so he says," I heard him reply. His tone was still even, but I knew him well enough to detect just a hint of something else.


EDWARD POV
No longer sounding as sure, Tanya whined. "Come on Edward, I have my eyes on those Jimmy Choo’s and it’s not like you won't enjoy them as well."

I just stared at her. Hot shoes or not, I had paid more last month.

She sighed, "Ok, fine. I'll fuck you for it ."

I was behind her in an instant. Not bothering to undress her I just pushed up her dress, exposing her perfect ass to me. With one hand I undid my pants while moving her panties aside with the other. No need to waste time removing those. The moment my cock sprang free I was pushing inside her. She hissed while I pounded against her. Beautiful, worth the few hundred dollars difference on the bills that now laid strewn around the floor.

With one hand she grabbed onto the edge of the table, while she reached around with the other to grab my hip. It was always like this. She always tried to guide my movements. A battle for dominance.

You know you've met your match when you find yourself with a beautiful woman bent over the kitchen table, and she is pushing back against you. Not yielding to your thrusts, but trying to control you.

This was the reason why I loved my life. The sex.

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Equal & Opposites

by Anonymous | 1 reactions?



Hello smut lovers!! It is I, I’mwiththevampires08, bringing you yet another installment of Wicked Wednesday Sexpeditions.
Today, I will be telling you all about the story ...

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Let’s start off with the summary, shall we?
SUMMARY:
Jasper and Edward had been friends since they were 10 years old. Now they're seniors in High School and gay Jasper has a crush on his straight best friend. Can the end of this story be anything but tragic?

Yes my lovelies, this is a slash fic that comes with its own warnings. Before you start reading, if you are not into male slash, don’t pick this puppy up, okay? Here are her other warnings…
WARNING: If you're looking for a story with a guaranteed HEA, this is not it.
This is a story intended for an adult audience! If you’re under 18, please stop reading now!
This story is dark and at times will be very painful. It's a story about a relationship between two men. While the story involves love, it's not necessarily a romance. It deals with some serious adult subject matter and sexual situations including male slash and threesomes, which may not always (or ever) be romantic. The characters are rude, they use crude and offensive language, and are anything but politically correct. The things they say are reflective of their fictional character views, not the views of the author. So if you don’t like it, chill out! It’s just a story. It’s not meant to offend anyone. If you are offended, stop reading. There are plenty of other fan fics out there that will better suit your needs.
The story will be entirely in Jasper's point of view. This is an alternative, all human universe, using Twilight characters that are acting completely out of character. Again, if this is not your thing, don’t read.

Intrigued yet? Good, you should be. When I picked this story up, I was excited to say the least. I’m a huge fan of HEA’s (happily ever after) in a story, but I didn’t let her warning stop me. Of all the possible pairings in the slash world, Edward and Jasper are my favorite.

Early on, we see the dynamic of Edward and Jasper’s relationship and how this affects them both. Being best friends, they seem to know everything about each other…or do they? What I love about this story is the unexpectedness of how the other Twilight characters show up. Some are obvious, while others take me by surprise. You never know when someone is going to appear in this story, and for that I’m grateful.

Now, just because Edward is straight and Jasper is not, does that mean there are no lemons? Certainly not! Even in chapter 1, we see a bit of something…but here is a little snippet of another chapter, just so you can see what you’re dealing with.
If he thought for one second I would be able to concentrate on any question as he wrapped his gorgeous lips around my rock hard dick, he was very much mistaken. All thoughts absolutely disappeared as every available milliliter of blood rushed from the rest of my body into my already engorged cock. He used his hands and mouth so skillfully, I couldn’t keep any part of my body still. My head thrashed from side to side, my hands gripped the sheet tightly, my hips bucked into him, my legs tensed and my toes curled in anticipation as he licked and sucked and stroked my shaft, my balls and my aching head.

“Oh my fuckin’ God, yes, that feels so good, (name removed),” I encouraged him as he increased the suction and swallowed nearly all of my length.

He let me fall out of his mouth and my eyes opened with shock. He wouldn’t get me this close and then let me suffer, would he?

“Do you want to come, Jasper?” he asked.

“Yes, please! For fucks’s sake, yes! I’m so close. Please make me come.”

Hearing the answer he wanted, his mouth was instantly back on me and he was sucking furiously now, faster than he had before, his hand cupping my balls and then tugging sharply. I felt that moment of nothing, of blackness, of complete lack of thought or sensation, and then everything that had been building inside me, both physical and emotional, was bursting, gushing out like freshly uncorked champagne, and I roared my gratification, my body spasming as (name removed) swallowed my spurting cum.

Hmm…who is Jasper with? Well, you’ll have to read and find out. Want another reason to read? This story is already completed. Yes, that’s right, there will be no waiting for the ending, it’s already written; it comes in at 19 chapters.

So, does this have a HEA? I’m not saying, but I can say, I’ve put it in my favorites list and I would highly recommend this fic to anyone not just looking for something smutty but for something with sustenance. This story gives us both! Two thumbs way up.

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Beautiful Hitchhiker

by Miss Mimi V | 1 reactions?



Hey there fellow smut enthusiasts, it is I your fluffy, lovable Twilightmom with this weeks rec....





So to get the ball rolling, let's start with the official summary.
Edward is running from home, tired and lost he saves a beautiful hitchhiker from a terrible fate. They decide to travel the road together. Unknown to them there is a trail of brutal murders left in their wake. The killer is closer than they think. Lemons

The story starts out with our own Edward Cullen trying to leave all his problems behind by hitting the open road. Enter an extremely, feisty Bella who for her own unknown reasons has left her family and is hitching down the open highway. Said boy picks up said girl and before we know it we have some VERY hot sex going on in the Volvo.

Now at first this sort of bothered me. It seemed like everything - especially the sex was happening WAY to fast. I mean who knows a guy for just a few hours and proceeds to have mind blowing, orgasmic sex?? Uhhhhh...*palm slap* quite a few people who get caught up in the moment- dumbass- yourself included back in the day ( WHAT???? Don't judge me - I did marry the guy)

Anyway, I let myself go and just started to enjoy the story the author was so intricately weaving. It seems that every character is somehow tied to another as the layers just keep getting pulled away. Enter a serial killer vent on revenge and things start to get nasty as our two main characters fight for not only their lives but the chance to be together against all odds.
Her anger was rolling off in waves from her body. I felt them wash over me. Instead of letting them stagger me, I clung to my words and stood immobile.

Her arms covered her chest and wrapped around her trembling body. Now, instead of anger or pain, sadness engulfed her. I remained still, watching the emotions flash over her face before it finally settled with the look of fear.

“Edward,” she whispered hoarsely. She turned to face me, her eyes filled with tears that streaked down her cheeks, one after the other.

I was by her side in three long strides. I took her in my arms, and I kissed every inch of her face, whispering how much I loved her.

She shook her head and pulled away from me, because she wanted to be heard. She refused to look up at me, while I refused to release my tentative grip on her body.

“I would do the same,” she mumbled so low that I wasn’t sure I’d heard her correctly.

“What?”

“I would die without you, too.”

I stiffened and felt the unmistakable flush of anger course through my body. Now I understood why she had been so angry.

I wouldn’t want her to end her life, because she was precious. She deserved to move on and live a happy life even if I wasn’t there by her side.

It angered me that she wouldn’t want to go on. It angered me that I would be reason.

My shoulders slumped, and I tightened my grip on her body. “I’m sorry, Bella. I understand why what I said upset you. It’s just that –” I paused, searching for the words on the tip of my tongue. “Maybe I wouldn’t join you if something did happen to you, but it would be like I did. Sure, I’d go through the rest of my life wandering and doing day to day things. The thing is, I’d only be a shell of the man that I am when I’m with you. You make me whole.”

Bella nodded and whispered, “What you said.” She looked up at me and grinned. “Sorry, I’m not so good with the pretty words, but you just nailed the thoughts running through my head.”

I laughed softly, happy that we understood each other. Yes, if something were to happen to one of us, the other would move on but would not be complete. We were only complete with each other. It wasn’t safe to feel so dependent on each other – it was scary. We hadn’t really resolved anything on this matter, except I had come to the realization, that this, with Bella, was where I was meant to be.


Beautiful Hitchhiker is full of mystery and intrigue, and plenty--PLENTY of juicy lemons. It has been a while since she updated, but looking at her profile I totally get it - four kids and a hubby leaves little time for anything else.

There is no doubt that the rest of the story will be just as tantalizing as the first sixteen chapters. I can't wait!!

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - How To Say No

by Miss Mimi V | 0 reactions?



Hello everyone, this is Bemylullaby coming to you this Wednesday with my story pick from the virtual Fic Bag...



Before I start my drable on "Learning to Say No" let's start with the "official" summary by the author:
Bella's attempts to remain uninvolved in the social dramas of FHS are foiled the minute Lauren Mallory whispers, "Apparently Edward Cullen has a bit of a thing for you . . ."

It's been awhile since I've read a high school centric fic, I wanna say maybe the last ones I've read were "The Elite" by FateofGabriel (which is amazing and you should check it out..the Whitlock brothers are *sigh* delicious) and our very own Imwiththevamps08's "Bitter Sweet Symphony", so it was a nice change of pace. I'll admit I was a little worried about starting the fic because I know a lot of high school fic tends to get cliche and whatnot, but "Learning to Say No" actually kept me wanting to read more.

The story is centered around Bella who is her usual clumsy, word vomiting self and her adventures in finding herself, on several occasions, drunk and flirty with Edward. Their relationship develops backwards and drunken forays come first before they even go out on a date. Throw in Lauren and Jessica trying to sabotage everything, one James trying to fuck with Bella's mind, a dash of big brother Emmett and a not so bitchy big sister Rosalie and blend with an adorable pairing of Alice and Jasper...you've got the side characters who are there every step of the way.

We had reached the kitchen and he offered, “Here, let me find a chair for you to—“

“Hey, I can sit on the counter like anyone else,” I interrupted, clumsily pulling myself onto the counter. It put me on direct eye-level with him, which was nice; he was so tall I usually had to crane my neck to see up his nose. Now I could stare into his eyes, a vibrant green that seemed to shimmer under the lights. I watched him closely as he pulled a bottle of water from the fridge and grabbed a bag of pretzels, opening both before thrusting them at me.

“Drink, eat, it’ll help settle your—“

“I know what to do,” I insisted, taking a deep swig of the water. I could feel his eyes on my throat as I drank and became all too aware of the flirtiness of my position, sitting on the counter in my almost non-existent skirt with my knees apart, Edward standing in front of me. How easily he could take a step forward and be pressed up against me, be wrapped up in my legs, be tracing circles along my collarbone with his tongue.
“Did you hear what I said?”

“Sorry! I was thinking dirty thoughts. I mean – fuck,” I laughed at myself. “Oh, it’s like the filter is just gone.”

He grinned like an older teacher humoring their pupil, “That’s okay. You can think all the dirty things about me that you want; I don’t mind.”
“Who said they were about you?” I quipped, lifting an eyebrow in what I hoped looked seductive and not just uncomfortable. I looked up at him as I took another sip of my water and kicked my legs a bit on either side, feeling like I needed to be moving. The startled expression on his face made me laugh this time. Was he uncomfortable? Could Edward Cullen be made to feel uncomfortable?

“Well, ah . . .” he let out a huff of air and ran his fingers through his glorious hair. “I guess no one.”

“You know,” I began, but then forgot what I was saying when he looked at me expectantly, waiting for me to continue. There was something so endearing about his perfect face, so captivating about the heaviness of his brow over such bright eyes. His jaw was magnetic north and my eyes couldn’t stay away. I wanted to do dirty things to him and then talk to him about . . . oh, I don’t know, art or music or movies or something. I wanted to screw his mind. And then do more dirty things to him.

“I know . . .”

“You aren’t what I expected, Edward Cullen.”

It's a great story and definitely not one of those normal teen angst filled high school stories. It kept me laughing, clicking that little button to move on to the next chapter...not to mention wanting to build a time machine, fast forward to the Christmas holidays and go reindeering. :D

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Memoria in Aeterna

by Miss Mimi V | 0 reactions?



Hello everyone, this is Mischief-Maker1 coming to you this Wednesday with my story pick



I'm the first to admit, I walked into this completely blind as to what the story was about, so it immediately caught my attention that at nine chapters, it was already complete.

The synopsis?
Bella has just awoken from a coma that leaves her with no memory. Edward is the bitter patient whose promising future as a pianist is ruined by an irreversible hand injury. What do you do when life as you knew it is over?

So, nine chapters...all smut? Surprisingly, no. It takes us until chapter seven for the lemon, and when we get there, it's so bittersweet, you are crying even as your body is all tingly for more.

His fingers moved so unevenly against his left leg that I realized it was probably involuntary, his fingers begging to join in on the music. I wiped my slightly sweaty palm against my cotton robe, then stretched out my fingers and placed my hand hesitantly over his, stalling his movements.

The moment my skin touched his, Edward broke down. His head fell heavy against his knees as sobs overtook his body, agonized but quiet moans burning my ears and filling me with pain. The seemingly irreconcilable details came together in my head, leaving me with a completely new understanding.

Edward wasn’t an enigma. He was just broken and clinging to the one thing that gave him distraction from his agony. Me. He hadn’t meant for his two sides to collide.


I was intrigued, I have to admit...and this story delivers. It manages to leave you wanting more while answering the important questions AND not answering some you WISH you could have had answered.

I didn’t realize how long I’d been silent until he spoke again, brushing his hand along my neck. “Bella, you are very important to me.” His warm voice echoed my own feelings for him, and it was surprisingly nice to hear. I felt myself subconsciously turning toward him only to be stopped by my clunky knee. “Please let me do this for you.”

I saw it then. Waking up every morning in a bed with actual sheets and blankets, walking into a kitchen to eat breakfast with Edward. Taking the time I needed to figure out my life, to find out what I wanted to do. Getting a chance to find a new start like the one we’d talked about. It would be… well, wonderful. But I couldn’t help but feel like it wasn’t fair to him.

“I have nothing to offer in return.”

“Having you around would be sufficient.”

My nerves fluttered and my mouth felt dry, and though the physical sensations were uncomfortable it felt like a good thing. I swallowed once then cupped his cheek, tracing my thumb along his cheekbone and leaning forward to press a quick kiss beside my fingers. “Thank you, Edward.”

We sat like that for a long moment, smiling at each other until a knock broke us away from our stare. Angela stood in the doorway, slightly embarrassed but fidgeting with obvious excitement.

“I’m sorry to interrupt but…” Disbelief made her eyes wide and her mouth open loosely as she shook her head. Her eyes moved between Edward and me before landing strongly on mine again. “You have a visitor.”


This story reminds me of a very good romance movie. Great plot, excellent speed with which it passes, while not becoming boring or monotonous, and an ending that leaves you satisfied while still wanting MORE, DAMNIT.

So, while this isn't as 'lemon'icious as some of the other stories we recommend, I say give it a try.

You'll be glad you did.

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - City of Dancing Lights

by Anonymous | 3 reactions?





Hello everyone, this is Miztrezboo coming to you this Wednesday with my story pick,



I literally did a FIST PUMP OF JOY when I picked this fic, not only had I already read it, but it holds a place in my heart as one of the FEW Edward/Emmett slash fics I'll read.
Let's have a look see at the Official Summary...


When Edward's in a bad car accident.He needs to go through physical therapy to learn to walk again but can he also learn to love again.What will happen when his physical therapist Emmett shows him life from a new perspective, and when his past comes back.
We meet Edward in hospital, not the happiest camper around after having suffered through immense trauma that not only has left his body scarred but also his mind.

Smirking, more to himself then to me he eyed me with what I have come to call the Devil's Eyes. "Yeah I did say that but then you fucking left me, it took me three years to track your ass down and you're not going anywhere this time." He was practically shouting at me, and then what I feared most happened, the look of sheer anger spread through out his body and I knew what was coming. He swung at me, and I was to paralyzed with fear to even flinch, and when he landed his punch to the left side of my jaw I felt the pain that I had ran from coming rushing back in multitudes never before experienced. Flying into the near by wall, I tasted the warm blood coursing into my mouth as my brain processed the absolute pain of his fury.

Things go from bad to worse and when he finally wakes up, he decides not to tell the truth on what happened in his home, choosing to change his story in order to protect the friends that he loves. He spends a long time recovering in hospital until the day he is fit to leave, an extremely delicious looking Physical Therapist walks in the door, and changes his outlook on his future completely.


He started to speak, but I was not going to have him apologize for something that we both wanted. “Emmett, please don’t apologize. There’s nothing to apologize for, we both wanted it… we both want each other. I know that I have since the first time I saw you…” He placed his index finger on my lips making a shush noise.

He sighed, “I have wanted to hear you say that… ‘cause that’s the same way I’ve felt about you since we first met. I saw you and I all I knew was that I had to know you, know everything about you. Something about you drew me in, and now I’m yours… that is… if you’ll have me.” I knew the last part was a question even though it didn’t sound like one.

As he slid his finger down my lips, lingering for a moment on my bottom lip; I could not help but smile. “I’ll take you now and forever that much I know. But the question is will you have me? I have not been completely honest with you…” His eyes peered into mine, pleading with me not to break his heart. I had no intention of breaking his heart, but I could not live with someone that I was lying to.


*sigh* We're taken on a journey, watching how their relationship develops from one of professionalism to friendship and eventually to love.

About an hour later he helped me get dressed, but this time it seemed more intimate than usual. As he helped me, I no longer loathed having to be helped. It wasn’t like a friend or employee helping someone they pitied, but rather a lover taking care of the object of their affections. My body reacted to his touch, and my arousal was rather obvious. But he made no snide remarks, not that he would. But instead caressed my face and told me, “I… I love you Edward.” With those words said all I wanted in that moment was him. I wanted to feel him inside of me, but we both knew that this wasn’t the time.

“I love you too.” As soon as those words slipped over my lips, his lips were crashing into mine; our tongues mingling with one another. I pulled him to me, never breaking the kiss. He sat straddling my lap, I ran my fingers through his hair; scratching his scalp which earned me a moan. In turn his fisted my hair causing me to whimper out a moan of pleasure. We didn’t have to find out what turned one another on, it’s like we already knew.


BUT the question we all want to know, is what might happen if James does indeed return and Edward's past comes crashing into his future..

Alister Eternia is taking a short break with RL in the road (as it always seems to do.. damn you RL for interrupting my love of good story telling!) but I'm hoping to hear something from his boys real soon!

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Training The Swan

by Miss Mimi V | 0 reactions?




Hello everyone, this is Nostalgicmiss coming to you this Wednesday with my story pick,



Let's go ahead and start with the official summary:

Edward is a retired goon for the infamous Charlie Swan.He still has to train his men to fight. His next trainee is Charlie's daughter. Bella is running with her daughter from her abusive husband.Can she learn to fight? Can Edward keep his hands off? Lemons


The idea for this story is one genius premise. It's only nine chapters in and it's wonderfully written. The lemons are hot and I had to fan myself on more than one occasion. Edward works for the boss of a Seattle crime syndicate. He was a hitman, but retired and now trains the boss' men to become better fighters or . . . killers! Let's face it, this is the mafia!

He is sent a woman to train. Unfortunately, as with most things in a crime family, there are complications.

So the woman and her child moves in with Edward, and the complications ensue.

It's well executed, and well written. The plot keeps you wrapped up and wanting more. The only down side . . . and you may laugh at me . . . too many lemons! It seems to hinder the natural progression of the story. So the story moves slower at times than it should. It hasn't deterred me from this story though! The lemons are good!

Excerpt:

I tried to ignore the painful throbbing in my pants, but it was getting harder and harder with each touch of her soft skin. I took one of her arms- noticing a bruise on her shoulder. I lifted it up noticing no physical distress from Bella. I rotated it. She winced slightly before I allowed her arm to rest along her side. I stood in front of her, avoiding looking at her chest as slid my hands from her arms to her ribs. I noticed Bella’s breath hitched.

My eyes snapped back up to hers. “Do you want me to stop?”

Bella pulled her bottom lip into her mouth and shook her head. I continued and pressed lightly on her ribs. She didn’t seem to be in pain but when I applied just a little more pressure, she bit her lips harder and hissed.

“Sorry.” I whispered before testing her left side.

My eyes ascended from her belly button to the bruised sides of her body, to her breasts. Her dusty rose nipples hardened and her chest was rising and falling quickly.

My breathing was labored and whispered, “Bella.”

“My dad is going to kill me,” she mumbled.

“Why?” I asked looking back up into her eyes. What I saw there was a little surprising.

Bella grabbed the back of my neck and brought my head down to hers.

“Because of this.”

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - The Wingman

by Miss Mimi V | 2 reactions?



Hello everyone, this is I’mwiththevampires08 coming to you this Wednesday with my story pick,



Now, as you know, we don’t get to choose our own story to review. It’s all up in the air, nobody knows what they’re going to get and if you don’t enjoy the read, tough shit.

BUT…I’ve followed this story since day one when Ninapolitan uploaded the first chapter and I was so happy I got it. She’s such a talented writer as many of you know from her previous story The Bella Swan Diaries. As with her previous story, this one is chock full of laughs, crude humor, angst and drama as we follow Edward and Bella along their tremulous ‘friendship’ relationship.

Here’s how she described it:

AH/OOC. A loosely based Twilight revamp of Cyrano de Bergerac. One trusty Wingman, one best friend and the girl of their dreams, add humor. The Wingman helps his best friend get the girl. Too bad he wants her for himself. Not a tragedy like Cyrano.


Picture if you will, Emmett, the Mayor of Forks and Rose his beautiful, cold, bitchy wife. Alice, head of public relations with Jasper as her husband. Enter Edward, long time resident of Forks and Alice’s geeky, shy brother and his best friend forever…Jacob Black. We also have Ms. Cope and her Cougar Alliance (don’t ask), and Charlie, Chief of Police - who is also the sworn enemy of Edward and Jacob…but what did they do to the Chief to warrant such behavior? That is still a mystery in itself.

Bella decides to come back and spend some time with her father in Forks, where she has her own place and opens up her flower store named Petals. The problem? Two men have fallen hard for her…none other than besties Edward Cullen and Jacob Black. Their faithfulness to each other as friends becomes tested as they both vie for Bella’s attention; Jacob using Edward’s knack for poetry and Edward using it as well, albeit behind Jacob’s back.

As you can imagine, many tense moments abound as they fight over Bella’s affection. Oh and did I mention they’re roommates as well? As always, Ninapolitan pulls through to ease some of the tension in this story to lace it with humor. Here’s a snippet from her latest chapter:

Losing myself in the archway design, I repeated the prose over and over, still trying to pinpoint where I had heard it before. Nothing came to me, at least, until Emmett came back over to join me.
“Don’t let Eddie hear you singing that song,” he laughed from behind me. When I turned, he was humming the song just as Jake had in my dream the night before, but decided to do some ridiculous hip gyrations to go along with the tune. If the voters saw that, I wasn’t sure Emmett would be getting another term as the Mayor of Forks, unless of course the Cougars rigged the election.
Getting louder and louder with his humming (moaning), Emmett had drawn a bit of a crowd, including Edward, Jasper, and a very mortified looking Jacob. The Mayor’s fingers were now on his nipples, running circles around them, Austin Powers style, as he finally started belting out the words, and I found myself just as embarrassed as Jake.
“When I think about you I touch myself, oooh, oh, oh,” he crooned, rubbed, gyrated and jiggled. “I don’t want anybody else, oh no, oh no, oh no, yeah,” he finished and took a bow. Jasper and Edward clapped him on the back as the three were in complete hysterics over his performance. I, on the other hand, wanted to crawl into a hole in the ground.
I knew the words were familiar, but never in my life would I have thought that he would recite those lyrics to me. The many mysteries of Jacob Black were confusing me more and more. Knowing how I felt about the poetry, he recited what, his favorite song? Oh Christ, a song that represented how he felt about me? What he did? Oh, this was just getting more and more embarrassing. Sure, I was flattered, Lord knows I too was taking matters into my own hands thanks to his previous poetry, but this song, it didn’t fit with anything else. It occurred to me that it was Jacob’s way of being himself, but trying for me as well.


All in all, I love how the story is progressing and I cannot wait till Bella comes to the realization that it is Edward, not Jacob sending her the poetry that drives her over the edge. Will she be pleasantly surprised? Angry as shit? Confused as hell? Only time will tell so I urge you to run over to her profile and click on this story and start reading. This is a great read in my book.

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Bada Bing! Bada Boom!

by Miss Mimi V | 0 reactions?



Hey there, twilightmom here with this weeks SEXpedition.

So guys, we do this randomly- no names, no titles, no summaries. So I was quite surprised when I picked my very first Paul/Rachel fic.

Now I admit I had never really thought about these two as primary characters but this is quite an entertaining little story. Relatively short at around twelve chapters when it is finished, there is not much angst and no smut (T rated), but there is plenty of humor as Paul ( or Paula as evil Rachel likes to call him) imprints on his childhood torturer - much to his dismay.

“Oh, wait! I forgot something!” She started, smacking her forehead and hushing inside the house again. She came back a minute later holding something easily recognizable on her hands:

“What the hell are you going to do with that shovel!?” She looked at her hands, studying the object:

“Oh, you know, just the usual.” She shrugged. “Does the usual includes taking advantage of the fact that we are alone in the woods to kill me and then bury the corpse? Unfortunately, it does.” She stared at me like she was reading my mind:

“Don’t be silly, Paula. I’m not going to bury you!” I doubt that. “Aren’t we going to a place near a cliff? Wouldn’t it be easier to just drop your body in the ocean? If they ever found something, I could always claim it was suicide or an accident, right?”

Oh, well. I guess that does make a lot more sense; I had imprinted on Don Vito Corleone after all.

“C’mon, Paula, get in the car.” She said with a smile and I looked at the sky once before joining her:

“Dear God, I’m not sure whether or not you have a place in heaven for legendary beasts but, please, if I die today, make sure my room is close to Tolkien’s, will you, please? I really need to practice my Elvish.” I prayed.


I'll give you a hint, he lives to tell the tale, but love is never smooth sailing with these two feisty characters. Can they put their childhood feud aside to fulfill their destiny? Take a peek and find out.

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Elemental

by Miss Mimi V | 0 reactions?

First off can I say that the fic that I chose wasn't your average teen angst, Bella falls in love with Edward type of story. It takes our favorite characters in a different path, less traveled.
Let's start off with the official summary:

"When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?"

In the eight chapters that I read (although since I've picked this fic it's updated a few times and I've yet to read the updates, yet) I was immediately drawn in and hooked. Bella moves back to Forks with her parents, only to find that there's a deeper reason for her sudden move, a few weeks before her senior year. Once she gets to Forks, she's dumped with all this hidden information about her family and immediately thrown into this world she never really knew existed.

Without saying too much about the story, I love the way that TallulahBelle has woven the characters together, tying it up with a pretty bow. The way that everything isn't sunshine and roses for Edward and Bella, just yet. Bella moves and has to do what any other normal senior in high school has to deal with...making new friends, adjusting to their new home, dealing with snoby biotches that get in their way, not to mention dealing with members of the opposite sex, (Although, might I say I wouldn't mind if that member was Edward Cullen) all while dealing with this new destiny that TallulahBelle talks about in the summary.
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Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions

by Miss Mimi V | 0 reactions?



So, Mimi cracked her whip and here I am with my first ever "Wicked Wednesday SEXpedition". I had to admit, I was wary as I clicked the little link, but imagine my surprise when I found THIS gem!


Here is her synopsis:
When Alice and Jasper arrive at the Cullens back in the 50's, Jasper discovers something besides a new family. Edward x Jasper slash. AU.
AU you say? Slash? HELLOOOOO...RIGHT up Mischief's alley! Whoot! And so, it is with excitement that I dove into the first piece of this twelve chapter, still incomplete fic.
The first chapter, you have to love Klytie because at the header of her chapter she has this warning:

Rating: M

Pairing: Edward x Jasper

Warnings: Slash, some sexual content, angst, some minor violence, AU

My thoughts? Thank you GOD...I LOVE IT!!! And I did!

This story sets us up when Alice, in all her meddlesome ways, leads a wary Jasper to the Cullen coven. Jasper, still hurt, angry and bitter from his time with Maria and all her fuckedupedness, and how horribly she treated him, has led him to be scarred emotionally as well as physically, and he is very confused when he finds himself drawn to Edward in more ways than one.

The story is told only from Edward and Jasper's points of view. Oh, how I WISH the writer would let us into Alice's head! Sure, we see snippets of it through Edward's gift, but the majority of it, we are left lamenting to some degree. This is not a happy-happy-joy-joy story. It is very confusing, dark, and wholly worth the read. Here are snippets from both points of view:

Jasper:

“You’re so lucky, Jazz! Edward already likes you, but he's so angry I have to wait a full week before he’ll even talk to me!” Alice fell backwards onto our brand-new bed in a huff. “Can’t you just influence his emotions? It would make everything so much easier.”

I smiled, shaking my head, putting aside my book. The title? Psychopathia Sexualis. “No can do, darlin'. It’d be dishonest.” And some strange part of me wanted to have him like me, and only me.

And that desire scared me, floored me. It wasn’t acceptable --- it wasn’t right! --- and I couldn’t help but think the same thing over and over: no, no, no, no, no! I couldn’t explain it; all I knew was that the moment I first laid eyes upon his startlingly perfect figure --- enraged, butterscotch eyes; messy bronze hair that begged to have fingers running through it --- more importantly, my fingers --- piano hands; flawless white skin, kissable lips --- I wanted him.


Edward:

Only a whisper of feet hinted at his movement, and then I felt his muscular arms wrap around me. I leaned back in front of him, feeling his hard stomach against my back. “It’s alright, Edward. I understand.”

“What is this?” My relationship with Emmett or any other man had never involved any of these things. I only knew of relationships women had that were similar to this: hand-holding and hugs, the occasional kiss on the cheek.

And then I wondered if, this was the ragged path we were traveling upon, if we would kiss. The concept both terrified and delighted me, images of tenderly pressed lips against foreheads, cheeks, noses, and even lips dancing through my head --- tongues intertwined, lips locked in a heated, passionate battle --- in a morbid display of mutated passions. To my immense shame, I even felt slightly aroused at them. I shifted my hips in a weak attempt to dispel my growing erection. Behind me, Jasper purred softly, pressing his body even closer to mine; I could feel his own erection nestled behind me, and I moved a half-step away to regain control of my unpredictable body and mind.

Yes, I would have to depart at once. Perhaps Tanya could return the sense to my idling head.

“I don’t know.”

Whew...did it get hot in here or is it just me?!

Ungh...yes...it IS that hot. Alas, only one lemon before it all falls to shit. And falls, it does. In their lust, they seemingly fail to remember Alice, and in a state of Asswardness, Edward runs away, so similar to his run in "New Moon" leaving a broken Jasper, a broken Alice, a hurt Esme, Carlisle, Rosalie and Emmett behind. And where does he run? Where else? Yup. To the Volturi. And he stupidly makes a rash decision that I am afraid will NOT turn out so well for him.

So, grab a towel to sit upon, a box of kleenex for the clean up, and then for the tears, and prepare yourselves for the onslaught of emotions that will befall you as you have to IMpatiently await Klytie's next update.


Wicked Wednesday Sexpeditions - Demons & Sinners

by Nostalgicmiss | 0 reactions?


Wednesday's



I picked, I read, I wrote about it. I picked out a story from the growing pile in Mimi's office and came up with a little treasure . . .

Demons and Sinners by Alsper


The warnings on the first chapter were simple, and to me, intriguing. It was almost a "what have I gotten myself into" situation. Here's the Summary and the warning . . .

Everyone has a demon that makes you sin. Can Alice escape the violence to find her white rabbit? Will Jasper see through the pain for his true salvation? AH/AU Not intended for the weak hearted. Rated M for Sex, Drugs and Violence

This is a dark story. Drugs use, sex, swearing, violence, the works. Not for the faint of heart or the easily shocked.

And do not make us go all mama bear on you. If you are not old enough to see an R-rated film you should not be reading this story.

Keep in mind that you have been warned.


Intriguing, no?

So I started off on my journey. The prologue was cryptic yet still pulled me in, and then, I clicked over to the next chapter. They were right! This story is gritty and delves into the seedy underbelly of humanity.

Alice and Jasper alternate chapters throughout, starting with their back stories. Both had a tough childhood, and when I say tough I mean abusive, degrading and life altering. It's a whirlwind of gasps and discomfort after that, but it's so well written you kind of forget to look away. You find yourself caring about these two characters, even though their rough around the edges and not necessarily nice people.

Jasper is a drug addict and Alice is a homeless kid that gives blow jobs for money. They both seem to have a deep misconception of the other person and it's interesting to watch as they interact.

The story has them meeting and interacting through some strange situations, but you keep a hope that things will change for them as they move along. The further you get into the story the more depth the characters seem to get. They are complicated, confused and completely human, mistakes and all. I couldn't help but fall in love with both characters, but Jasper is truly amazing. I don't want to ruin the story for you, so I'll not go anymore into the story, but it's worth the read.

I couldn't rip my eyes away.

Here's two short samples of both points of view.

Alice.

I glanced down at what was left of my food. I only had the pies left. I carefully put them in my bag along with my notebook. I glanced at the time. I had an hour before it was time to see Jasper again. I groaned as I got off the grass. I know, I’ll go clean up. No body likes a dirty whore.

After brushing my teeth and washing my hair in the bathroom at the park – thank God for the air dryer! I pulled my hair back up and looked at myself in the mirror. I frowned at my reflection. Even if I did give Jasper a decent blow job that’s probably all I’ll ever be to him, that random chick that blew him.

I shrugged at myself as I straighten out my shirt. Time to pay him back.


Jasper.

That is where I just happened to wake up this morning. Under fucking Maria.

Fuck this bitch suffocates me.

I shoved her off me, effectively waking her ass up.

“What the fuck?” she growled at me from the floor as I smirked at her and went to the bathroom in her piss poor excuse for a fucking apartment. After taking a drink of water from the tap, I tried to make myself look presentable enough to walk to my apartment on the other side of town. I hoped that I had enough time to get home and wash the smell of skank off me before my shift.