Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - City of Dancing Lights

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Hello everyone, this is Miztrezboo coming to you this Wednesday with my story pick,



I literally did a FIST PUMP OF JOY when I picked this fic, not only had I already read it, but it holds a place in my heart as one of the FEW Edward/Emmett slash fics I'll read.
Let's have a look see at the Official Summary...


When Edward's in a bad car accident.He needs to go through physical therapy to learn to walk again but can he also learn to love again.What will happen when his physical therapist Emmett shows him life from a new perspective, and when his past comes back.
We meet Edward in hospital, not the happiest camper around after having suffered through immense trauma that not only has left his body scarred but also his mind.

Smirking, more to himself then to me he eyed me with what I have come to call the Devil's Eyes. "Yeah I did say that but then you fucking left me, it took me three years to track your ass down and you're not going anywhere this time." He was practically shouting at me, and then what I feared most happened, the look of sheer anger spread through out his body and I knew what was coming. He swung at me, and I was to paralyzed with fear to even flinch, and when he landed his punch to the left side of my jaw I felt the pain that I had ran from coming rushing back in multitudes never before experienced. Flying into the near by wall, I tasted the warm blood coursing into my mouth as my brain processed the absolute pain of his fury.

Things go from bad to worse and when he finally wakes up, he decides not to tell the truth on what happened in his home, choosing to change his story in order to protect the friends that he loves. He spends a long time recovering in hospital until the day he is fit to leave, an extremely delicious looking Physical Therapist walks in the door, and changes his outlook on his future completely.


He started to speak, but I was not going to have him apologize for something that we both wanted. “Emmett, please don’t apologize. There’s nothing to apologize for, we both wanted it… we both want each other. I know that I have since the first time I saw you…” He placed his index finger on my lips making a shush noise.

He sighed, “I have wanted to hear you say that… ‘cause that’s the same way I’ve felt about you since we first met. I saw you and I all I knew was that I had to know you, know everything about you. Something about you drew me in, and now I’m yours… that is… if you’ll have me.” I knew the last part was a question even though it didn’t sound like one.

As he slid his finger down my lips, lingering for a moment on my bottom lip; I could not help but smile. “I’ll take you now and forever that much I know. But the question is will you have me? I have not been completely honest with you…” His eyes peered into mine, pleading with me not to break his heart. I had no intention of breaking his heart, but I could not live with someone that I was lying to.


*sigh* We're taken on a journey, watching how their relationship develops from one of professionalism to friendship and eventually to love.

About an hour later he helped me get dressed, but this time it seemed more intimate than usual. As he helped me, I no longer loathed having to be helped. It wasn’t like a friend or employee helping someone they pitied, but rather a lover taking care of the object of their affections. My body reacted to his touch, and my arousal was rather obvious. But he made no snide remarks, not that he would. But instead caressed my face and told me, “I… I love you Edward.” With those words said all I wanted in that moment was him. I wanted to feel him inside of me, but we both knew that this wasn’t the time.

“I love you too.” As soon as those words slipped over my lips, his lips were crashing into mine; our tongues mingling with one another. I pulled him to me, never breaking the kiss. He sat straddling my lap, I ran my fingers through his hair; scratching his scalp which earned me a moan. In turn his fisted my hair causing me to whimper out a moan of pleasure. We didn’t have to find out what turned one another on, it’s like we already knew.


BUT the question we all want to know, is what might happen if James does indeed return and Edward's past comes crashing into his future..

Alister Eternia is taking a short break with RL in the road (as it always seems to do.. damn you RL for interrupting my love of good story telling!) but I'm hoping to hear something from his boys real soon!

Tempting Tuesday Fic Recc - Exposure

by Miss Mimi V | 0 reactions?


Hello there BB's! It's time for another...

TEMPTING TUESDAY


A little dirty, a little nawty, a little *get me the ice chips or the nearest vibrating latex item so I can FEEL suh good* fic reccomendations to get your Tuesdays trembling.. and this week we have a SPECIAL GUEST! Lady Naeleny brings us...


Contest: For The Love of Jasper

by Miss Mimi V | 1 reactions?


For The Love of Jasper Contest Round One of voting has now commenced and two of your favorite Fornicaters have entries up!

Bemylullaby & Nostalgicmiss with


and Nostaligicmiss' solo entry



Please make sure you read, review and VOTE for your favorites this round!

Missmatched Mondays - Naughty Heels I love 80's Contest

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Hiya Kittens! the Boo1/Miztrezboo here with two fantastic hot shots from the
Both are anonymous (like all the contest fics) and are TOO good to miss!

Lemon Jello Ladeez and Gents and on with it!


Trick: Can't Break Free
Status: Complete
Realm: AH
Chapters Completed: Oneshot
Opposites Attract: Rosalie/Edward


Why this fic deserves to be pimped: There really isn't enough love for the Roseward. I know its a hard limit for a LOT of you but, for me, there's just something about the two of them. The great thing about NaughtyHeels contest are the song inspirations behind each fic. Can't Break Free captures the lyrics of "I Hate Myself For Loving You" by Joan Jett perfectly.
Edward wants Rose, but she keeps herself just out of reach, he's constantly wanting more than what she's prepared to give and time and time again he goes after her. It's heartbreaking yet you can't help but want Rose to wake up and eventually see what they could be. Here's hoping this one continues after the contest!

I was thumbing through the DVDs when she emerged from her shower wearing nothing but a smile. Her hair was still dripping slightly, sending small beads of water on erratic paths down her body. I watched one in particular drop from a strand of hair to her collarbone, over the the swell of her breast and catch on her nipple. As if the sight of her stark naked hadn't instantly made me hard, this addition, that perfectly formed drop of water on her pert nipple, broke any sense of control I had.

I rushed toward her, my mouth crashing down on hers as I shoved her against the wall. Our teeth clicked together from the force of the kiss, and my hands were everywhere. She tore my shirt off and fumbled with the buttons on my jeans. My pants and boxers fell in a pool around my ankles, and I gripped her ass as she slinked her legs around my waist. In one fluid motion, I was inside of her.

Trick: What We've Got
Status: Complete
Realm: AH
Chapters Completed: Oneshot
Opposites Attract: Jasper/Bella

Why this fic deserves to be pimped: Who doesn't love a little Belsper? This o/s featuring one of the best 80's Hair Bands rock anthems, "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi won't disapoint. Jasper is down on his luck, trying hard to make ends meet and suport his girl who works tirelessly at a little diner. Things are so bad, that he has to sell his one and only prized posession just as a opportunity comes his way. But, its all for his girl, his Bella and he'd do anything for her. This one feel so real when you read it, you'll fall in love with the characters and want to reread it all over again.

My fingers dug into her hips as I guided them and she tore her mouth from my chest with a gasp.

“Oh God, Jasper. Oh God....”

I wrapped her hair around my hand and pulled her to me. We tried to kiss but both of us were unable to stifle our moans long enough for our mouths to connect, so instead we simply pressed our foreheads together.

I slid my hands down her clammy back to again wrap them around her small hips, and after a few more moments I felt my climax approaching. I slipped my hand between us to help with her release, and surprisingly, just moments after I began to touch her, she raked her fingers down my chest and I could feel her muscles spasm around me.


Go check them all out, there's some AMAZING entries and don't forget to vote!

Mimi's Whiney Weekly Roundup - Divinity & Redemption

by Miss Mimi V | 0 reactions?


*Cough Snort Wheeeze*

Ladeez and Gents it be Miss Mimi here, Admin Assistant to the fantabulous *reads off script* most wonderfully wicked and totally turned on *squints* Fel ... felat.. I'm not saying that word...

Fine..

Felatiators of the Fornication Station *jebus I don't get paid ENOUGH to say this crap* Anyhootle.. they wanted a fic for me to pimp *whatever that word means* for the week.. so I give to you...






Official Summary - Everything is disposable when it comes too easily. Yet a small action in a moment of empathy changes one man’s outlook, inspiring him to seek redemption by re-instilling faith in a perfect stranger. AU/AH. Support Stacie Auction Novella for Daisy3853.

Emmett the once out of control Football star finds himself having to change his ways after an accident that could have taken away everything he's worked for. A moment of selflessness leads to a complete change in the way Emmett usually views his world. Romance and sigh worthy moments abound in this one! Little personal gifts and words rock Rosalie Hale's world all from this seemingly perfect Mystery Man.

Some people say "he would lasso the moon for her"

Emmett literally buys her a few acres...

GO READ LOVE

Contest: Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy WINNERS ANNOUNCEMENT

by Miss Mimi V | 2 reactions?

The votes are in, tallied and counted...

Save a Horse, Ride A Cowboy Contest

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1st Place - The Ranch Hand
by Fiberkitty

2nd Place WINNERS (yes there are two!) -

Wild Horses by HRHLadyEsme
&
One Last Ride by BellasUnderstudy1

3rd place - Finally Home by Whitlock's Girl

CONGRATULATIONS!

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Special mention goes to ...

All Hallows Eve by RobotMoose for her Vamp inspired Cowboy fic

Thanks to all who took time to write and enter and even more thanks to those of you who read, reviewed and voted!


Affiliate Announcement

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A little taste of the things to cum from our Forny Friend...

Did I miss the page in the Twi Saga books where Steph wrote that Edward had three arms or where Bella was a circus performing contortionist??

Seriously! Explain to me how in the hell he can pick her up, press her against the wall with his warm body, eat her out and whisper dirty shit in her ear all at once?? C'mon now...I've seen some freaky porn with some ridiculously flexible bitches in my life but it ain't happening folks! Sorry!


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Faithful Fridays - Carpentry

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Your Fellatiators bring you our usual rec of canon shizzle for Fridays/ SCRATCH THAT we're a lil late.. but with a twist. One shots only, hot shots even one could say... But, that remains to be seen as our Fellatiators give this weeks opinions on...

:: Carpentry::

Official Summary - A slightly less... soft side to Esme and Carlisle's relationship. Who says they're the only Cullens who don't break houses?

Bemylullaby: 4/5
Will you hate me if I said I've read this before it being rec'd and I didn't even put it on the list? But then again, it's me and what else would you expect? I'm all for love for the unloved :D Especially when it has to deal with everyone's favorite Vampire DILF...Carlisle. Keeping things short, it was refreshing to see a side of Carlisle and Esme that we don't get to see in the books. To me they're always cast as these serious, maternal figures (which they are), but everyone deserves to have some fun. (this is also a reason why that deleted scene from Twilight with Carlisle&Esme makes me swoon every time I see it) They break some walls and get caught. Short, sweet and to the point.



Miztrezboo : -4/5
Short, Hot and completely different from the usual Esme & Carlisle we normally see! LOVED IT!





Mischief-Maker1: -4/5
*snickers* Oh...I LOVE this! I love the banter between them all and the lemon was HOTT! It's odd sometimes to think of Carlisle and Esme as sexual beings, but the fact remains, they're just as vampire and basic in their needs as Rosalie and Emmett and I think this fic shows it. Plus, who doesn't love the idea of him being so into her he takes her from behind and they BREAK A WALL? Gah...LOVE IT.


Nostalgicmiss: - 4/5
I loved it! It was short, but the way it was written was like a fly on the wall (no pun intended) of how their lives probably were pre Bella Swan. It was inventive, well written and hot. I just loved Emmett's comment at the end of this while they were stood in the kitchen. I have to be honest and say I haven't read much Carlisle/Esme smut, but this was well executed and makes me want to look for more :D

TwilightMom: - 4/5
Being the 'Momma Perv' of the group, it always makes me happy to see a juicy one shot with our fav parental units. This one while short was extremely well written and in my opinion contained just the perfect amount of smut. Quite comical to have Esme live by the motto "Do as I say, not as I do" which has been a staple with parents since the beginning of time. I guess it is a good thing Carlisle knows how to use his, ummm...tools. If I was Esme I would want to tear the whole damn house down.


ImWithTheVampires08: - 4/5
Okay, this one shot was short, but it went straight to the point and it was very good! She didn't dilly dally around and thank god for that! Carlisle and Esme make a perfect couple and this one shot just amplifies that status. Esme acts as the perfect mother, reprimanding Emmett and Rosalie, yet she goes off and makes that same mistake... All in all, this is a hot read, especially if you're looking for something quick and lemony to fill your time!


So all in all a resounding sexy-bananas4 Sexy Banana's..

Stay tuned next Friday when we Review...
Indentured Servitude by drtammy1511 Abounds

Tease Me Thursday

by Miss Mimi V | 0 reactions?


Welcome to another
Teaser Thursday!
Read any of our fics.. then most likely you'll find a hint of next weeks/next chapter's update here..


THE GIRL UNDER THE BED - Nostalgicmiss
The last thing I wanted was to sit around the house fawning after a girl. Yet, I couldn't fucking help myself, she was like a beacon of fucking light in my constant darkness. How do you fight that?

You don't. You fight for it.

I got ready and headed over to the McCarty's early. I hadn't seen Emmett or Rosalie since winter break. When I pulled up, Emmett was accepting the delivery of his keg and boxes of liquor.

"Hey, Em. Happy birthday." I tossed him the box I had wrapped haphazardly and grinned at Rosalie as she came out of the house.

"Jasper," she cooed, pulling me into her hug. "You look like shit babe."


“Bella.”
I knew nothing else but Edward and Edward inside me, and Edward around me and Edward’s body against mine. His pleasure was my pleasure and every sound, every touch emitted from either of us only served to bring us closer to climax.
“Bella, open your eyes.”
“So, close baby, so close.” My back arched away from him, grinding my hips closer to his, needing only to feel him deeper, harder than before.
“Bella, wake up!”

“Bella, wake the hell up!”
I jolted from my sleep, eyes wide and blinking fast as I took in my surroundings. The light was bright from the window behind us, the thin curtains doing nothing to prevent the early morning sun from shining through. It had felt so real. Yet as I turned my head towards the body that was now pulling me hard against it, I knew that it yet again, just a dream.


The Western Saga - Mischief-Maker1

And that was why I couldn’t do this. I owed Carlisle. Hell, I owed Esme too much to take Nessie away, to ruin her chances with a nice, normal white man.

“No, Ness. Don’t you get it? I can’t take you away from them.”

“You aren’t,” she protested.

“Ness, no, I can’t. Just because I love you doesn’t mean…”

“You love me?” she asked, her voice squeaking slightly.