Faithful Fridays - Carpentry

Your Fellatiators bring you our usual rec of canon shizzle for Fridays/ SCRATCH THAT we're a lil late.. but with a twist. One shots only, hot shots even one could say... But, that remains to be seen as our Fellatiators give this weeks opinions on...
:: Carpentry::
by :: Aspiration Abounds ::
Official Summary - A slightly less... soft side to Esme and Carlisle's relationship. Who says they're the only Cullens who don't break houses?

Bemylullaby: 4/5
Will you hate me if I said I've read this before it being rec'd and I didn't even put it on the list? But then again, it's me and what else would you expect? I'm all for love for the unloved :D Especially when it has to deal with everyone's favorite Vampire DILF...Carlisle. Keeping things short, it was refreshing to see a side of Carlisle and Esme that we don't get to see in the books. To me they're always cast as these serious, maternal figures (which they are), but everyone deserves to have some fun. (this is also a reason why that deleted scene from Twilight with Carlisle&Esme makes me swoon every time I see it) They break some walls and get caught. Short, sweet and to the point.
Miztrezboo : -4/5

Nostalgicmiss: - 4/5



Short, Hot and completely different from the usual Esme & Carlisle we normally see! LOVED IT!

Mischief-Maker1: -4/5
*snickers* Oh...I LOVE this! I love the banter between them all and the lemon was HOTT! It's odd sometimes to think of Carlisle and Esme as sexual beings, but the fact remains, they're just as vampire and basic in their needs as Rosalie and Emmett and I think this fic shows it. Plus, who doesn't love the idea of him being so into her he takes her from behind and they BREAK A WALL? Gah...LOVE IT.

I loved it! It was short, but the way it was written was like a fly on the wall (no pun intended) of how their lives probably were pre Bella Swan. It was inventive, well written and hot. I just loved Emmett's comment at the end of this while they were stood in the kitchen. I have to be honest and say I haven't read much Carlisle/Esme smut, but this was well executed and makes me want to look for more :D

TwilightMom: - 4/5
Being the 'Momma Perv' of the group, it always makes me happy to see a juicy one shot with our fav parental units. This one while short was extremely well written and in my opinion contained just the perfect amount of smut. Quite comical to have Esme live by the motto "Do as I say, not as I do" which has been a staple with parents since the beginning of time. I guess it is a good thing Carlisle knows how to use his, ummm...tools. If I was Esme I would want to tear the whole damn house down.

ImWithTheVampires08: - 4/5
Okay, this one shot was short, but it went straight to the point and it was very good! She didn't dilly dally around and thank god for that! Carlisle and Esme make a perfect couple and this one shot just amplifies that status. Esme acts as the perfect mother, reprimanding Emmett and Rosalie, yet she goes off and makes that same mistake... All in all, this is a hot read, especially if you're looking for something quick and lemony to fill your time!
So all in all a resounding
Sexy Banana's..

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