Mismatched Mondays - All I Want For Christmas

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Hiya Kittens! the Boo/Miztrezboo here with the next in our non canon/un canon exploration.... It's THAT time of year again, so with the silly season in mind...


Pimp: Naelany
Status: Complete
Realm: AH
Chapters Completed: OneShot
Opposites Attract: Jasper/Edward
Why this fic should be pimped: What more could you ask from a little Christmas one shot? Jasper faced with his first Christmas all alone, his lover being far away and not looking like he can make it back and his mother recently passed. He's put up all the decorations, its all looking so cheery but it just can't make up for the fact that his husband, lover and best friend just isn't there to share it.

So imagine his suprise on Christmas morning when his dream of cinnamon and coffee calling him from slumber are a reality.. and the chef? hehehe

I won't say too much more, but you should all know by now to go read love and share in a little slashy christmas!


Mimi's Whiney Weekly Roundup - Somewhere In Between

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*Cough Snort Wheeeze*
Ladeez and Gents it be Miss Mimi here, Admin Assistant to the fantabulous*reads off script* most wonderfully wicked and totally turned on *squints* Fel ... felat.. I'm not saying that word...
Fine..
Felatiators of the Fornication Station *jebus I don't get paid ENOUGH to say this crap* Anyhootle.. they wanted a fic for me to pimp *whatever that word means* for the week.. so I give to you...

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Official Summary -
A tragic accident separated Edward and Bella, forcing them down paths they never envisioned. What happens when they find themselves torn between having what they always wanted and honoring commitments made? AH, Rated M for language & lemons


Oh I can't go past a good fic, a well written interesting plot line that makes you stop and reread just to make sure you haven't missed a clue that the author has pushed into the smallest corner just HOPING you'll come across it. Somewhere In Between does just that. Your thrown in at the very deep and completely sexy end with the first chapter..

Trembling as he lifted my hips higher and paused to nip teasingly at my inner thighs, I let out a frustrated sound. His tongue soothed the place his teeth had just been before returning to lick and suck at the spot he knew I liked. He tried so hard, always, to please me.

Get over it, Bella. Focus…

Eyes clamping shut, perspiration beading on my brow, moans–his and mine intermingling to form a sensual beat–weaving around the room as he alternated sliding his fingers agonizingly slow inside of me, then faster. It all felt so good. I can do this…

Teeth grazed my sensitive clit and I instinctively arched my back, moaning. I was on the brink, precariously teetering on the edge. His moans seemed distant and continuously sent small, delightful tremors dancing through my body. Reaching down, I began to run my hand through his hair.

Then I shut down.

This was wrong.

His hair was too short, too spiky, too… something.

Just…wrong.

Not soft and silky and thick and everything that I needed to feel in that moment. Not the same. Never the same… Panic flooded through me, the swift realization that I was going to have to fake it–again–hitting me.


your never quite sure WHO she/Bella is talking about - either party - until the very end..

Again, he grabbed me by my upper arms and held me out at arm's length so he could look into my eyes. Reaching out to touch his face again and biting my lip, I winced slightly at the dull pain of his fingers digging into my skin. He jerked his face away from my touch as he studied me intently, his menacing glare never dissipating.

For the briefest moment, I was afraid. Afraid that I had pushed him too far that time; that I had hurt him deeper than he was willing to accept. He shoved me down on the bed as tears started to stream down my face.

“Goddamn it, Bella. I'm not fucking doing this with you anymore.” He grabbed his jeans from the floor and pulled them roughly up his legs.

Not even glancing back at me as he strode angrily toward the door, he called back over his shoulder in a taunting, cold voice. “He left you. He isn’t coming back to you. And if you don’t fucking stop what you’ve been doing, you’re going to end up losing everything and everyone you love. Get it through your head, Bella,” he continued, intent on letting me have it. “Edward is not coming back to you. Ever.”


So where IS Edward and who is Bella playing sweet sweet sexy times with? Well.. it's not who you think.. well it wasn't who I thought that was for sure! Then the plot thickens. Where is Edward? Why did he leave? Divorce? Ran off with Tanya? in a coma? Your brain will run riot and at chapter three where we are now.. I STILL have questions.. all I know is Kassiah is building up QUITE the story!

so run, don't walk and...

GO READ LOVE

Faithful Fridays - Vanilla & Chrome

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Your Fellatiators bring you our usual rec of canon shizzle for Fridays.. but with a twist. One shots only, hot shots even one could say... But, that remains to be seen as our Fellatiators give this weeks opinions on...



Miztrezboo : -5/5
Oh the Lady In Grey strikes again. Her writing is amazing.. truly amazing. You get sucked into whatever world she's weaving us into and lost.. completely and utterly lost with characters you know so little, yet you feel so much for. I'll never look at strawberry icecream the same..


Mischief-Maker1: -5/5
Okay. Wow. I...this was excellent. Ladyingrey is an AWESOME writer and this story proved no different. She always knows how to twist angst, lemonade, and a want for more into her stories. If you haven't read this or any of her other stuff, RUN, don't walk to do so! She should be on everyone's favorites list!


Nostalgicmiss: - 5/5
Oh good lord almighty!! And I mean that in the best possible way. I don't know how she did it, but Ladyingrey pulls you in and you have no choice but to lose yourself into the story, and of course, into the characters. So descriptive and captivating as it pulls you through the summer. The way she describes Edward is just mind-blowing. The way he talks to Bella is so sexy, and damn! The Lemons!!! *sigh* . . . Read away peeps, it's awesome, sexy and captivating, what more do you need?

TwilightMom: - 5/5
Everything I read from the Ladyingrey just captivates me and this o/s was no exception. It just blew my mind and made me want to go back and read the whole thing again. Fantastic


ImWithTheVampires08: - 5/5
Wow, I don't think theladyingrey will ever cease to amaze me. Her version of Edward and Bella are extremely hot...add in the ice-cream, the tattoos, the piercings and the mysterious past and she just made them smoking! You gals really need to head on over there and read this O/S... There's just something about Edward licking up a strawberry cone that kind of gets me in the girly parts, you know?


So all in all a resounding sexy-bananas5 Sexy Banana's..

Stay tuned next Friday when we read and review...
A Very Cullen Christmas: All Hail Emmett the Great colab from MsKathy & NaughtyPastryChef

Tease Me Thursday

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Welcome to another Teaser Thursday!
Read any of our fics.. then most likely you'll find a hint of next weeks/next chapter's update here..


THE GIRL UNDER THE BED - Nostalgicmiss
"I knew I should say something more, especially considering he'd driven all the way out here at this time of night to come and get me, but I wasn't sure what I wanted to say yet. Anything I had to say would result in a barrage of questions that I just didn't have answers to right now.

I laid my head on the headrest and tried to avoid getting any of the dried mud on the car seat.

It didn't take long for me to fall asleep because I trusted him so implicitly. The darkness of the winding roads and the hum of the engine soon lulled me into a deep peaceful sleep. My mind was blank as the weight of unconsciousness pulled me under.


MAKE UPS AND BREAK UPS - Miztrezboo
"Minutes passed and my crying only got worse, my eyes were so blurry and stinging from the salt water waterfall that was occuring that I couldn't see the door handle anymore. This night, this one night that I wanted to be wonderful and amazing had been nothing but that. Maybe I'd put too much pressure on it. It was only a New Years Eve. It was only the first one I was supposed to spend with Edward. The first New Years that I'd actually be kissing someone I loved at midnight.

I slid down the door frame, all hope being lost that I'd ever be able to open the door as sobs continued to shake my body. I knew I was on the verge of hyperventilating but I just couldn't care enough to stop.

I'd lost everything. I'd lost a night that would have been amazing because he would have been there. I'd lost looking into his eyes as we counted down to the end of an era and the begining of a new one. A new one that was supposed to be for us. For me and him and our future. I'd lost my Edward...

Bloody Sexy Boys - Mischief-Maker1
She inhaled sharply and with a little nod, effectively making up her mind, she dropped her lips to his.

He let out a tiny moan and tried to push her away. "No," she whispered against his lips. "Please, Jasper. Let me help you."

"How?" he asked softly.

She pulled away and lifted off her top, showing that she hadn't worn a bra under her blouse, as it had one built in. "By helping you to forget, if just for a while," she replied before she moved to straddle his waist.


THE APPOINTMENT - Miztrezboo
"She was silent for a moment, and as much as it was killing me not to say anything, especially after the bomb that she dropped with that last sentence, I waited. I sat and tried terribly not to let my foot tap, my fingers itched to run through my hair but I sunk them into the arms of the chair instead.
“This is stupid. I shouldn’t have come.” She shook her head after at least fifteen minutes had passed, but didn’t make a move to get up.
“Bella, you wouldn’t have come all this way just to leave again. How about we start with something simple. Um, have you had dinner?”
She shook her head no, and I could hear a little snort at the unexpectedness of my question.
“Me either. The pizza guy should be here any moment, hope you like chilli,” I smiled, trying to gauge whether she was actually listening to what I said or still on whatever auto pilot she’d flicked herself over to since sitting down.

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Portrait of a Girl

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Hello there! Bemylullaby here, bringing you my Wicked Wednesday Sexpeditions.
Today, I will be telling you all about the story ...


First things first let's start off with the official summary...

"Edward, smartest student at St. Bart's School for Boys, always thought he was straight. That is, until he met new student Ben Cheney. But what happens when Edward discovers that Ben is actually a girl who goes by the name of Bella Swan? AH AU."


It's a WIP with only nine chapters, but nine chapters of hilarity nonetheless. It tells the story about Bella who's looking for some higher degree of education and is willing to do anything she can to get it. She enrolls in an all boys school where of course she runs into all the issues that come with being a girl in an all boys high school...changing for PE...getting that lovely monthly visitor...
"“WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT!!?” a voice screeched from the bathroom.

I hadn’t made it far down the hall when Jasper came barreling out of the bathroom, looking as if he just saw a ghost.

“Ben! Jesus H. Christ, Ben. Did you see that? In there? Did you see it?”

I was perplexed, to say the least. Jasper was standing there like a madman, with his blonde hair tousled into his face, his blue eyes wide with panic. It unfortunately did not escape my notice that his hands were hurriedly zipping his fly back up. . . . He was in too much of a rush to get out of there and spread the news, whatever that was.

“See what?” I inquired warily.

“THAT!” he bellowed, pointing an excusatory finger at the bathroom door. “Did you not see it? You have to see it!”

He didn’t give me a choice. He dragged me forward, back into the bathroom.

Back past the mirror where I had just examined myself.

Back into the stall I had left not five minutes before. . . .

“How the fuck is it even possible for that to be there?” Jasper asked in a whisper, visibly shaking at my side.

. . . . so that I could stare at the bloody tampon that apparently refused to make it past the S-bend, and was now floating mockingly in the bowl of the toilet."

Of course being in an all boys school means you'll run into quite a few boys and Bella falls for a certain Edward Cullen. It's only nine chapters but it seems to have some promise once shit starts to hit the fan.

World AIDS Day PSA

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Something a little more serious from your Lusty Ladeez & Fornies..
and something in this day and age that SHOULDN'T be a problem for so many that it IS a problem for.


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From JoinRED.com

The AIDS epidemic has been described as the greatest public health challenge the world has ever faced. And the epicenter of this crisis is Africa, where AIDS is the leading cause of death.

But, it is a preventable and treatable disease. In fact, the difference between life and death can come down to just two pills a day for a cost of around 40 cents a day. That’s 2 pills a day that could save the lives of the estimated 4,100 men, women and children who die in sub-Saharan Africa every day – people living with HIV AND AIDS who cannot afford to buy the medicine they need to stay alive.



World AID's Day and (RED) hope to bring awareness to not only the SOLVEABLE problem occuring in countries around the world that could do with our help.. but also to us all on a personal front.
Something as simple as getting a blood test and communicating honestly and openly with your partner, a piece of latex, a dental dam and just being AWARE could save you and your loved one.

So from us to you.. be safe, be aware and remember
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