Pimp: Miztrezboo aka Lady Kassmett
Trick: The Elite
Escort: Fate.of.Gabriel aka Brain Momma
Status: WIP
Realm: AU /AH/OOC
Chapters Completed: 28 as of May 18th
Opposites Attract: Alice/Emmett, Alice/Edward, Alice/OC, Rose/Emmett, Rose/Edward/Bella, Rose/Jasper (yeh we can dream on that one..), Rose/Carlisle
Why does this story deserve to be pimped:
I HEART THE FUCK out of this fic. FoG writes so well that it inspires plentiful picspam and pretties in photoshop so much that I end up getting lazy and not writing myself. If you haven’t visited the thread over in the Twilighted forum you haven’t LIVED!
Not only does FoG take characters we all know and love and shake em up. She throws in a cocaine habit, the opposite of Mrs. Robinson, Boxing, an “agreement” and a threesome with a public school skank. Then, oh yes ladies and gents, then FoG hits us with not one, but TWO Whitlocks. The outlandish and charismatic Jackson/Jax, and in later chapters, the edition of the younger and much smoother Jasper. Double the drawl. Double the good looks, double the mayhem and mischief!
After accepting a scholarship at the prestigious St Olaf’s, the slightly less fortunate Alice happens upon a baby grand and a strung out Rose which changes her whole Junior year experience. Rose takes it upon herself to give a little back to the schooling Elite, show them just who is still top dog and in the process elevate Alice from pond scum to sought after vixen. Arrangements are made and soon Alice, Rose, Edward and Emmett are the only thing the schools population can talk about. Things get heated once a Pervfessor is thrown into the mix and the L word surfaces. Promises are broken, friendships tested and hearts squeezed, squashed and rung out! Then there’s the lemons.. oh the lemons. Fast, hard, intense, different and the outtakes.. hilarious (watch out for more this week as FoG gives us a little extended Square peg in a small round hole action over in Indiana Jones and Other Outakes from The Elite .
In the end, it all comes down to one question,
Are you one of THEM? Or one of the ELITE?



Pimp: Goldentemptress aka Momma E
Trick: Let's Get Physical
Escort: gemmabobella
Opposites Attrat: Emmett & Bella
Status: Complete
Realm: AH (All Human)
Chapters Completed: 6
Why this story is worthy of pimpage:

This fic is a fun little 6-shot that shows Bella going through physical therapy after her latest klutz moment in which she tore her ACL. Emmett is her hot physical therapist who forms a little bit of an attachment to Bella. It is funny, witty, and has a seriously hot lemon and lots of UST. Alice is her usual potting self, and for a hilarious little plot twist, Edward is her gay ex-boyfriend. Its not your typical angsty non-canon fic and will make you giggle and sweat right along with them.




Pimp: Bemylullaby aka Lammy
Trick : Making Right Once Went Wrong
Escort: Mischief-Maker1
Opposites Attract: Jasper/Bella, Jasper/Alice, Edward, Bella Edward/Alice
Status: Completed
Realm : AH
Chapters completed: 21
Why this story is worthy of pimpage:

So take four best friends. They’ve been through it all with each other, but because of one mistake two of them made when they were younger their lives were changed forever. It follows the journey of Edward, Bella, Jasper and Alice ten and a half years after the mistake. The four of them realize that the decisions they made ten and a half years ago were wrong and now they have to try and mend the broken hearts and broken friendships. Will strong will and determination be enough to fix everything? Will love prevail?



Pimp: Nostalgicmiss aka Le Big eLLe

*clears throat*

Once again our dearest Le Big eLLe is lost in the Isle of Imagination…I think the inhabitants of the island kidnapped her. Oh well...maybe we'll see her on Friday. :D