Faithful Fridays - Menthe de Romp
Your Fellatiators bring you our usual rec of canon shizzle for Fridays but with a twist. One shots only, hot shots even one could say... But, that remains to be seen as our Fellatiators give this weeks opinions on...
by :: ~le Jen~ ::
Official Summary - Ohe Shot... Happens when Bella and Edward visit her mom and dad, things get refreshingly, HOT.
Bemylullaby: 4/5
So I think one of the most appealing things is a sexy foreign language or accents. I mean look at Robbie with his British accent or fuck me Jackson and that southern drawl he likes to toy with (jebus I'm getting ahead of myself). What does this have to do with the one shot? Well, it's the perfect equation...Insert one Edward plus one seductive Bella throw in some dirty French talking and a dash of peppermint and you've got yourself a hot one shot. Who knew French could be so hot?
Miztrezboo : -1/5
Nostalgicmiss: - 4/5
Miztrezboo : -1/5I couldn't read around the French to find what exactly this one was about. Maybe its because French isn't a language I have a lot of knowledge in, give me Spanish or a derivative and I can usually figure it out. But.. no.. sadly not with this one.
Mischief-Maker1: -1/5
Eh, I didn't like it. I didn't understand anything they said. When I write something and use Spanish, I always take care to let the reader know WHAT it was they were saying. That's half the fun. The part of the lemon I did understand was good, though, I have to admit, the over-use of commas was quite distracting. I DO like peppermints and can attest to the fact that they DO work in such a capcity, so, if you take something away from this, it's the fact that you NEED to buy some peppermints. Side note: those Listerine breath strips, both in mint and cinnamon work in the same way and don't leave you feeling sticky afterwards.
Nostalgicmiss: - 4/5My four years in advanced French did nothing to help me with their conversation. Some of it was understandable in the actions that followed, but the rest of it was quite distracting. Still, it was very hot and the gesture behind Bella's actions were sweet. I actually envisioned Rob Pattinson speaking eloquent French and it gave it a whole new twist! I think I may have to keep some peppermints on my person in case the situation ever arises. Attrapez ma dérive (Catch my drift)
TwilightMom: - 4.5/5
I took French in High School ( and yes, it was a loooooong time ago so don't even say it h00rs) but I was so rusty that I could not understand but a few of the phrases uttered. Did it matter? Not in the least. I let my imagination run wild and filled in the blanks with my own colorful dialogue. The sex was hot, the teasing even hotter. Plus, I gained some knowledge on the extra benefits of peppermints. I guess sexe is hot in any language. .
ImWithTheVampires08: - 4/5
French was one of those languages that I wanted to take in high school...and then didn't. And hell, that was the worst thing I ever did!! I didn't understand what in the world was being said at times, but that shit didn't even matter. What they did to one another definitely made up for it. Edward and Bella are at their finest here...nothing but raw lust and sex. A definite win for me!!
So all in all a resounding 
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