“

“I know him better than you ever will. He’ll get bored of you eventually and dump your ass like he dumped mine. Although, how does that work exactly? Do you go fuck his brother when you come home from his place?”

“I don’t even know why I am talking to you,” I snapped as I pushed her away from me. “You are obviously drunk and delusional, so go find someone else to bitch at.”

“Oh come on, you are just mad because I’m right. Don’t go off and fuck your brother-in-law and not expect people to notice,” she said lowly as she leaned down towards my face. “It’s only a matter of time before he gets bored and goes and finds someone who isn’t all dried up. Not that he could last long enough to satisfy someone else.”

I had finally had enough of her shit when she backed away from me. I took off towards where the bathroom was trying to fight back tears. She may have been drunk, but she was right. There was no reason for Edward to stay with me. He may have himself convinced that he was in love with me, but he was bound to find someone who was actually available eventually.

“How far till this mystery destination?” I asked after finding my voice when we turned onto the highway back to Forks.

“Not too far, just a little further than our folks. Why, can’t keep your hands still for much longer huh?” he chuckled, his eyes dancing with his attempt at a joke. Oh funny, Em, your REAL funny. Two can play at that game.

I leant over, letting my head rest in the crook of his neck and slid my tongue along his jaw and wrapping around his earlobe before I sucked it into my mouth and grazed my teeth on the skin there. I brought my free hand onto his thigh and rubbed it slowly over his hardening length. He twitched under my hand and mouth assault and I actually heard a hiss leave those pouty lips.

Mission accomplished.