“Heidi! Sweetie! Love the shirt! What are we saying here? Let me guess early eighties chic or newborn crazy?” He fingered the fabric and sighed. “This is what you get for shopping off the rack Heidi dear. Who’s the fresh meat? Is she yours?” He pulled my arms out to the side and looked at me sideways. I pulled my arms free and wrapped them around myself nervously.

“No! Crazy head! I’m not making Newborns Louis! Be real!” She giggled and began to hop a bit with excitement. It was a little reminiscent of Alice…but she was so much taller and more womanly that it ended up being a bit strange looking. “Isn’t she lovely though? I wouldn’t mind to keep her, but she already has a sweetie back home in the States.”

“Oh. On a vacation huh?” He eyed me up and down again in the oversized clothes. He didn’t seem to think I should go anywhere in what I had on…I could see it in his expression…and looking down at myself I had to agree.

“We were sorority sisters back in college. As if it were any of your business, Louis I need you to outfit out Angel here…”

“Bella.” I interrupted.

“Right…whatever. I need you to make Angel here look stunning for travel back home and I need something sporty and practical. No sweats! They were so last season and I can’t imagine how everyone would stare.” The two of them rolled their eyes in tandem as if they thought that sweats were always out. “Also…we need this in less than forty minutes, so it can’t be ultra complicated.”

OH.. I love a camp vamp as much as the next one (hell I turned Laurent to a flamer in Voice Inside My Head) but this.. this as a AU Breaking Dawnish fic.. just made me stop reading. Being the good little reviewer that I know I should be, I skimmed the following and when I saw names like Cain, God, Satan .. things took a turn for the worse.

Now I don't mind Original Characters (love using them in fact) but oh.. this just sat wrong on all levels (the bible wtf?). I couldn't get into the authors writing style and it just wasn't for me. Maybe its the fact that I just don't read a lot of AU Breaking Dawn's (though I have to say Eclipsedbyjacob has a FANTASTIC alternate fight scene with the Volturi up on Twilighted that I have her permission to print, cut and paste into my own BD book.. cuz i love it that much!).

So instead of me being all negative nancy. I'll let Nostalgicmiss (who I know loved it enough to force one of us to read) give her point of view. Till next time kittens *worships at the temple of the GOD that is naked Kellan that I get a decent read next time) Miztrezboo/Lady K