Pimp: aka Lady Kassmett
Trick:Crème de Cacao & Bacon Cheese Fries
Escort:Pastiche Pen
Status: Complete
Realm: AU/AH OOC
Chapters Completed: One Shot
Opposites Attract: Emmett/Bella
Why this fic deserves to be pimped: Written for the Kittenmischief "Who's Line Is It Anyway" contest, this quirky hot little one shot will have you laughing in one instant and needing a fan the next. Pastiche Pen writes some of my all time favorite fics, especially "The Nymph and the Waterfall" which I'm sure I'll get around to reviewing just to mention the wonder that is the Gnome. But I'm here to talk all things Em and and finding out his mom is now a rugmuncher..."This was the same woman who had her face shoved up my mother’s floral skirt.

I screamed.

I screamed a scream that can only come from a man who has realized he’ll never be able to get off to girl-on-girl porn ever again." Family therapy is involved, a coming out party that Emmett leaves and heads to the bar if only to make himself feel like the good looking lusted after fella that he is. It's there he meets the "Creme de Cacao" whilst drowning his sorrows in bacon cheese and fries. When Bella enlists his help in the bathroom to "sort out a problem" the heat gets turned up to inferno level! Though, it's when Em takes her home to his bed that things really get intense! The laughs are incessant, the lime off the hook and the plot well written, it'll leave you gagging for more "Creme De Cacao & Bacon Cheese Fries"

Pimp: Goldentemptress aka Momma E
Trick: Over the Top
Escort: starfish422
Status: Work in Progress
Realm: AH/AU
Chapters Completed: 20 as of 5/24
Opposites Attract: Jasper and Edward
Why this fic deserves to be pimped:
I just started reading this one, and can't wait until I have some more time to read the rest of it. I normally don't venture into stories beyond the Edward and Bella pairing, save those few written by authors I already know and love. This story involves a jaded, essentially gay man whore Edward who likes to be at the top of the food chain as well as on top of the Seattle gay community. He is cocky and has yet to have a serious relationship and lives his life going from one warm body to the next. Jasper shakes everything in his life up, even his preferences when it comes to sex. The sex scenes are gritty and hot. So far I am loving this one and can't wait to catch up. It is promised to have some major drama and heartfail.


Pimp: Nostalgicmiss aka Le Big eLLe
Trick: Just a Simple Tune Up
Escort: bemylullaby
Status: Complete
Realm: AU/AH
Chapters Completed: Oneshot
Opposites Attract: Bella and Paul
Why this fic deserves to be pimped:
This has to be the greatest non canon surprise to date. I mean we now have the visual of Alex as Paul, who would wanna disappear and imagine . . . So anyway, this beautifully written masterpiece conjures a beautiful and complex story between the two chosen lovers. It's heartfelt and honest, and I can't speak highly enough of it. If I describe anymore of it, it will ruin it completely, so I am just requesting you take a read. It's magical.



Pimp: bemylullaby aka lammy
Trick: The Doghouse
Escort: Two of the Four members of the fornicators/fourpeenqueens: Lady K and Le Big eLLe
Status: Complete
Realm: AU
Chapters Completed: 1-0ne shot
Opposites Attract: Alice & Emmett
Why this fic deserves to be pimped:
So all I'm going to say is...hilarious. Lady K and Le Big eLLe sure know how to throw a party. Alice foresees a bit of...playtime with Emmett and does everything in her power to make sure the vision comes true. Little does she know there's something a bit more...emotional...behind her little visions. Take a trip to the doghouse. Oh and don't worry about waking up poor Seth, I hear he's a heavy sleeper.
And well, while I have your attention...while you're reading the doghouse click the profile, read the other collabs of the Four PeenQueens, we're pretty epical.